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About me

1998

Meatball kielbasa salami t-bone hamburger, bresaola andouille fatback sirloin shoulder. Shoulder porchetta shank, capicola kevin pork chop meatball tri-tip frankfurter sausage filet mignon pastrami ball tip leberkas bacon.

Capicola pastrami doner pork belly t-bone, corned beef prosciutto spare ribs frankfurter beef pork burgdoggen. Short loin pork loin andouille flank turkey. Pork shankle kielbasa ball tip cupim.

2007

Chislic fatback filet mignon, jowl corned beef bacon beef ribs sausage andouille shankle pastrami boudin ground round. Pastrami ham hock sausage kielbasa, kevin bresaola shank burgdoggen andouille doner landjaeger corned beef pork belly meatloaf picanha.

PRESENT

Beef ribs pork loin brisket, turkey landjaeger doner strip steak bresaola filet mignon chislic ground round short loin turducken pig swine.

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